Friday, January 25, 2008

Birth Control

Today, while I'm teaching America's youth and being reminded every minute or so why I take birth control pills, my dog (aka the beast) was at home eating them. Seriously.


Tense Teacher said...

Is the dog having any weird mood swings now, any bloating?


Arthur Dent said...

I wonder if this will preclude him from knocking up some stupid bitch who wasn't smart enough to regularly eat her own owners' pills?